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Portland meat processing plant goes (soylent) green

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Batman, May 1, 2013.

  1. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    From the horrible and ironic ways to die department, an Oregon man was killed last week when he fell into a giant blender at a meat processing plant :eek:


    Looks like hot dogs in Oregon really are made of lips and assholes.
    And feet, and legs, and liver, and kidney, and ...
  2. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Re: Portland plant goes (soylent) green

    They fucking left him there overnight?
  3. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    I'm guessing they had to take it apart to pull him out, which probably took some time.
  4. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    That reads like they didn't start the dismantling til the next day.
  5. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Maybe it was considered a crime scene? Or perhaps he was just really in there.
  6. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Yeah but it seems like a waste of good meat to just leave him in there.
  7. Beef03

    Beef03 Active Member

    Just going out on a limb here, once he went in, all the meat in that batch was done regardless of how long they left him in there. They probably needed someone who knew how to take the machine apart, I'm guessing it was a pretty sizeable machine.
  8. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    I see what you did there.
  9. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Did that really need to be in blue?
  10. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member


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  11. Liut

    Liut Active Member

    After seeing "Soylent Green," my stomach would turn even thinking of those little green veggie bouillon cubes you could buy at the market.
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