Port-a-potty fire kills Maryland man

And you thought dumpster fires were bad?
A Maryland man pulled into a port-a-potty to offload some cargo (or maybe smoke crack or make meth). The thing bursts into flames and he dies a day later from his burns.
That's gotta rank pretty damn high on any "worst ways to die" list.

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Man-Suffers-Critical-Burns-After-Porta-Potty-Fire-232490461.html

 

Story said that it also might have been a suicide attempt.

Seriously, if you're going to do that, go the Leaving Las Vegas way. Anything else really depresses people.

 

"Let me get this straight ... So you're getting a burning sensation when you urinate?"

"No, fire shoot out my dick."

 

Shitty way to go

 

Beats stuffing yourself in a paper bag on somebody's porch and then having somebody light it.