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Pornography with Dick and Jane

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by dixiehack, Feb 8, 2007.

  1. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    OK, so Tuesday night little Dixiehack wanted me to read him one of the new books he got for Christmas. It wasn't my favorite, but I did what any good dad does and honored his wish. That's when I came across the following story, appropriately titled "Find Dick." We'll pick it up with Jane talking on the fourth line

     
  2. Blitz

    Blitz Active Member

    Who printed this book?
    Was it designed for kids? Be more specific.
    I read that "Dick-Jane" series when I was in first grade at Parkview Elem., but it was a schoobook, and it wasn't risque.
    Who makes the books your child got for Christmas.?
     
  3. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    No, this is a legit Dick & Jane anthology. It probably helps that my 3-year-old has yet to develop my dirty mind.
     
  4. boots

    boots New Member

    dick, jane, sally, mike, pam and penny the dog spot. we've all read them. its simple reading. get your mind out the gutter and enjoy it. it's a staple for every kid or at least it should be.
    next topic.
     
  5. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Ever since the Canadian slang thread, I see "dick" in one sense as "nothing."

    "I can't find Dick. I can't see Dick."

    So it's kinda funny on that level. You don't know Dick if you don't. :)
     
  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    If you think Dick is getting any from Sally, you don't know Dick.
     
  7. JR

    JR Active Member

    Dick and Jane are still around?

    I thought they had become cultural curiosities.
     
  8. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    See Spot Dick Jane.
     
  9. Sans commas that sentence takes on a whole new meaning.
     
  10. shotglass

    shotglass Guest

    I'd get worried once they start introducing the word "bestiality."
     
  11. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    See Jane's Dick....and those of the other trannies, down at Church and Wellesley. :eek: ;D
     
  12. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Hey, fucko, it's interspecies erotica.
     
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