Porn Flakes, anyone?

Gives an entirely new meaning to snap, crackle and POP!

 

That ought to put some fiber in your pants.

 

Supposedly the cereal people are trying to buy the number from the sex site with no success.

 

That's not milk!

 

Part of a cumplete breakfast

 

Gives a whole new meaning to frosted flakes.

 

That's going to be one awful porno movie that starts with the muscle-bound landscaper ringing the doorbell and asking for a bowl of cereal.

 

"I like bananas in my cereal, baby"

 

Judging by the look on his face, it looks like Cap'n Crunch just got finished finishing in his bowl.

And still the cereal is crunchy! :-X

 

"Your breasts are ample enough to fill my bowl."

 

The last 7 posts on this thread have been comedic gold.

I bow in your general direction.

 

And the box brags "Jumbo Size!"