Porn degenerates mourn: RIP Bob Guccione

News coming across the wires that Penthouse founder Bob Guccione has died at suburban Dallas hospital at age 79.

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Celebrity Death #3 has been filed.

No word whether Mr. Guccione died without getting it up one more time. :-X

Somewhere, Caligula is throwing an orgy in his memory.

 

Hef just kicked 14 Playmates out of his bed, and doesn't know why.

 

What are we to do? Barbara Billingsley. Tom Bosley. Now this?

 

Well, at least Bob Guccione Jr. won't have to be pissed anymore that his dad gets more pussy than he does.

(And whoever gets that obscure song-lyric reference wins two tickets to the 1991 MTV Video Music Awards).

 

"Get in the Ring." Not one of Axl's high points.

 

I never thought this would happen to me...

 

...It was the greatest day of my life. I will never forget it.

 

Any man who screams like a dying banshee child and couples XL Tampa Bay Buccaneers jerseys with skin-tight leather pants has no high points.

 

He went tits-up.

 

He was preceded in death by Omni.

 

Heaven needed a purveyor of cheap smut.

 

It'd have been fitting if he would have died at a state university in the Midwest. And the name and address of the funeral home have been withheld by request.

Not to mention Viva.