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Porn degenerates mourn: RIP Bob Guccione

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by D-3 Fan, Oct 20, 2010.

  1. D-3 Fan

    D-3 Fan Active Member

    News coming across the wires that Penthouse founder Bob Guccione has died at suburban Dallas hospital at age 79.

    http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/39770106/ns/today-entertainment/?ocid=twitter

    Celebrity Death #3 has been filed.

    No word whether Mr. Guccione died without getting it up one more time. :-X

    Somewhere, Caligula is throwing an orgy in his memory.

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  2. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    Hef just kicked 14 Playmates out of his bed, and doesn't know why.
     
  3. What are we to do? Barbara Billingsley. Tom Bosley. Now this?
     
  4. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    Well, at least Bob Guccione Jr. won't have to be pissed anymore that his dad gets more pussy than he does.

    (And whoever gets that obscure song-lyric reference wins two tickets to the 1991 MTV Video Music Awards).
     
  5. PCLoadLetter

    PCLoadLetter Well-Known Member

    "Get in the Ring." Not one of Axl's high points.
     
  6. Cape_Fear

    Cape_Fear Active Member

    I never thought this would happen to me...
     
  7. D-3 Fan

    D-3 Fan Active Member

    ...It was the greatest day of my life. I will never forget it.
     
  8. Any man who screams like a dying banshee child and couples XL Tampa Bay Buccaneers jerseys with skin-tight leather pants has no high points.
     
  9. kokane_muthashed

    kokane_muthashed Active Member

    He went tits-up.
     
  10. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    He was preceded in death by Omni.
     
  11. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Heaven needed a purveyor of cheap smut.
     
  12. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    It'd have been fitting if he would have died at a state university in the Midwest. And the name and address of the funeral home have been withheld by request.

    Not to mention Viva.
     
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