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Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by doubledown68, May 28, 2011.

  1. doubledown68

    doubledown68 Active Member

    Q: Was that an earthquake last night, or two people in a nearby apartment boning?

    A: It was two people boning. Sort of the worst of both worlds for me. First, it wasn't me boning. Second, it was just enough to rattle the walls enough to wake me up.... and after I had just gotten to sleep following a 12-hour day. Third, the show was apparently over shortly after that.... which meant I was awoken for nothing.
     
  2. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Don't be such a sound sleeper, dammit!
     
  3. doubledown68

    doubledown68 Active Member

    I'm not sure which pissed me off more.. the fact that it was enough to wake me up... or that the show didn't last long afterward.
     
  4. Lieslntx

    Lieslntx Active Member

    Awoken??? is that really a word?

    If so, I take my failing grade on this quiz.
     
  5. jr/shotglass

    jr/shotglass Well-Known Member

    Of course it is.

    At 11 a.m., I awoken brushed my teeth.
     
  6. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Outing: Doubledown is Michael J. Fox:

     
  7. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    There's a bomb on a bus. What do you do? WHAT TO YOU DO?
     
  8. KJIM

    KJIM Well-Known Member

    Take out the hostage.
     
  9. holy bull

    holy bull Active Member

    Milk The Matrix for the rest of my career.
     
  10. Johnny Dangerously

    Johnny Dangerously Active Member

  11. doubledown68

    doubledown68 Active Member

    Is that Jack? Oh, he's so persistent, he always gets his man.
     
  12. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    Finally, honesty. That would be upsetting.
     
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