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POLL: Favorite all-time SJ.com line

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by wickedwritah, Feb 5, 2007.

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What is your favorite all-time SJ.com line?

  1. Finished on her grill -- Westcoastvol

    4 vote(s)
    12.5%

  2. "I have always wanted to boots a girl, but the one time I had a chance in college the only lube pres

    2 vote(s)
    6.3%

  3. "With her, the back door was the front door and it was a very good door. It needed oiling very badly

    2 vote(s)
    6.3%

  4. Other

    11 vote(s)
    34.4%

  5. "I'm going to get a FUCKING HAIRCUT!" -- Bubbler

    9 vote(s)
    28.1%

  6. Vats of dong -- Tron

    4 vote(s)
    12.5%
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  1. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    I think the westcoastvol line was something along the lines of: "And get this, she would always have me finish on her grille (tho the original might not have had the "e"). She wouldn't have it any other way."
     
    dooley_womack1, Feb 5, 2007
    #37
  2. Jones

    Jones Active Member

    Thanks for the honorable mentions, but I honestly have no recollection of making either of those two posts. Kids, take it from me: the Interweb and drugs do not mix.

    My wife doesn't even eat Frankenberry. If I'm being honest, my cock might end up smelling like Quaker Harvest Crunch, and that's on a good day.

    On a bad day, it just smells like day-old cock.
     
    Jones, Feb 5, 2007
    #38
  3. spaceman

    spaceman Active Member

    The old board was shut down for less than this.
     
    spaceman, Feb 5, 2007
    #39
  4. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Mine smells like an uncooked Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop Tart.

    And even more tasty. Remember ... breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
     
    Bubbler, Feb 5, 2007
    #40
  5. buckweaver

    buckweaver Active Member

    It smells like day-old cock after she's done with you today? Is there something this woman's not telling you, Jonesy? :-\
     
    buckweaver, Feb 5, 2007
    #41
  6. Jones

    Jones Active Member

    No, buck. I meant that if I don't get any morning action, my cock just smells like... cock, I guess.

    If I were to give myself morning head, my cock would smell like Corn Pops.
     
    Jones, Feb 5, 2007
    #42
  7. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    This honor is owned by Wahoo Sam/Starman.
    Owned.
     
    Buck, Feb 5, 2007
    #43
  8. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    DAYYYYYYY-OLD! [/harry_belafonte]
    DAAAAAYYYYYY-OLD!
    Day-old cock and I wan' go home...
     
    writing irish, Feb 5, 2007
    #44
  9. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    My cock has too much trans fat in it. Also I'm a guy, I don't do cocks.
     
    Mystery_Meat, Feb 5, 2007
    #45
  10. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Please just stop.
     
    Clever username, Feb 5, 2007
    #46
  11. HoopsMcCann

    HoopsMcCann Active Member

    this just made me laugh
     
    HoopsMcCann, Feb 5, 2007
    #47
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