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Police release sketch of UGLIEST baby snatcher ever

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Leo Mazzone, Sep 18, 2006.

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  1. sheos

    sheos Member

    no wonder she had to kidnap a baby, no one wanted to get her pregnant
     
    sheos, Sep 18, 2006
    #13
  2. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    When did Kevin Federline start dressing in drag?
     
    PopeDirkBenedict, Sep 19, 2006
    #14
  3. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    She'd make a freight train take a dirt road.
     
    Armchair_QB, Sep 19, 2006
    #15
  4. GB-Hack

    GB-Hack Active Member

    Suspect is a she? She-male maybe......Good Lord
     
    GB-Hack, Sep 19, 2006
    #16
  5. Leo Mazzone

    Leo Mazzone Member

    Coming soon: the "Union, Mo. police artist fired" thread
     
    Leo Mazzone, Sep 19, 2006
    #17
  6. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    No. Look at the sketch again and think one person: Captain Jack Sparrow...
     
    slappy4428, Sep 19, 2006
    #18
  7. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Good news! They found the Missouri baby and she's OK.

    http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2006-09-19-baby-kidnapped_x.htm?POE=NEWISVA
     
    Football_Bat, Sep 19, 2006
    #19
  8. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Did they catch Capt. Jack?
     
    slappy4428, Sep 19, 2006
    #20
  9. Space Monkey

    Space Monkey Member

    How many years in prison will this woman get?
     
    Space Monkey, Sep 19, 2006
    #21
  10. Del_B_Vista

    Del_B_Vista Active Member

    Why the hell do they have a picture of the baby and not the kidnapper?
     
    Del_B_Vista, Sep 19, 2006
    #22
  11. Leo Mazzone

    Leo Mazzone Member

    Because she's too damn ugly. Either that or they didn't want to embarass the sketch artist.
     
    Leo Mazzone, Sep 19, 2006
    #23
  12. Leo Mazzone

    Leo Mazzone Member

    And I hate to say this, but looking at the baby, maybe her and the kidnapper were meant to be together.
     
    Leo Mazzone, Sep 19, 2006
    #24
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