Polar Bears are sacred ....

... according to the Reverend Bush.

http://www.alaskareport.com/z45143.htm

I guess it took three lawsuits and the loss of Congress to make Dim Son finally admit that global warming is not a fairy tale.

 

Polar Bears have the market force of Coca Cola behind them .... don't fuck with the Street ...

 

dim son. heh heh. that's funny. ;D

 

Global Warming? What the hell are you talking about?
I thought the Polar Bears were going extinct because the Canadians were clubbing them, too.

 

'We're WHAT?'
'Endangered. Whatever the hell that means.'
'Damn. Fucking seals ruined everything.'

 

"PLEASE DON'T CLUB ME."

 

So, according to some climatologists, global warming is happening. Fine. Only the end result, they say, will be an ice age. So, before my head explodes, can some enviro-hippie answer me a question? In 50 or 100 years, when we're snowshoeing to work to get the Miami Herald out on deadline, won't the polar bears be fat and happy?
Just another reason to hate Bush, I guess. He got my grandson eaten by a polar bear. Bastard.

 

Thought that was baby seals...

 

Ever seen one in the wild?
Magnificent beasts, completely unafraid of hors d'oeuvres with big brain pans and ATV's. And, as 21 pointed out with her photo, capable of doing excellent Lazy Human imitations.

 

it doesn't take an enviro-hippie to answer the question. polar bears will be long gone before an ice age hits. or so few left that your grandson won't have to worry about it.

at any rate:
http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/2006-12-29-ice-shelf_x.htm

 

That would make for a big-ass iceberg. It's not just 41 square miles, it's also that times 90 percent of its mass underwater.

 

Have you ever seen a polar bear and a baby seal in the same room?
The Canadians clubbed them both before they could enter.