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Polar Bears are sacred ....

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Football_Bat, Dec 28, 2006.

  1. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    ... according to the Reverend Bush.


    I guess it took three lawsuits and the loss of Congress to make Dim Son finally admit that global warming is not a fairy tale.
  2. DisembodiedOwlHead

    DisembodiedOwlHead Active Member

    Polar Bears have the market force of Coca Cola behind them .... don't fuck with the Street ...
  3. leo1

    leo1 Active Member

    dim son. heh heh. that's funny. ;D
  4. fishwrapper

    fishwrapper Active Member

    Global Warming? What the hell are you talking about?
    I thought the Polar Bears were going extinct because the Canadians were clubbing them, too.
  5. 21

    21 Well-Known Member


    'We're WHAT?'
    'Endangered. Whatever the hell that means.'
    'Damn. Fucking seals ruined everything.'
  6. fishwrapper

    fishwrapper Active Member


  7. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    So, according to some climatologists, global warming is happening. Fine. Only the end result, they say, will be an ice age. So, before my head explodes, can some enviro-hippie answer me a question? In 50 or 100 years, when we're snowshoeing to work to get the Miami Herald out on deadline, won't the polar bears be fat and happy?
    Just another reason to hate Bush, I guess. He got my grandson eaten by a polar bear. Bastard.
  8. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Thought that was baby seals...
  9. Ever seen one in the wild?
    Magnificent beasts, completely unafraid of hors d'oeuvres with big brain pans and ATV's. And, as 21 pointed out with her photo, capable of doing excellent Lazy Human imitations.
  10. funky_mountain

    funky_mountain Active Member

    it doesn't take an enviro-hippie to answer the question. polar bears will be long gone before an ice age hits. or so few left that your grandson won't have to worry about it.

    at any rate:
  11. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    That would make for a big-ass iceberg. It's not just 41 square miles, it's also that times 90 percent of its mass underwater.
  12. fishwrapper

    fishwrapper Active Member

    Have you ever seen a polar bear and a baby seal in the same room?
    The Canadians clubbed them both before they could enter.
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