Pokemon GO

What in the flying fuck?!

 

Well if they're flying, then there really are going to be some injuries.

 

Ok, now crosswire the Pokemon Go platform with Tinder.

 

Please tell me "collecting a Pokemon" is the new slang for "hitting a home run."

 

All it took to get my ass off the couch as a kid was my dad's foot.

 

It's 50-50 which one will help you find a Squirtle faster.

 

Bangor Maine Police Department
Yesterday at 06:36 ·
Monday.

1. For those who have asked me if there are any Pokemon in our lobby (or gym..hah), I have no idea.

2. Please use caution as I do not believe the game was intended to be used while driving. This could be a problem.

3. We do not have an Emergency Phone Charging Station in the lobby and No, you cannot turn yourself in on a warrant in exchange for recharging your phone.

4. If you are walking around Bangor, please stop before crossing the street or entering crosswalks. Drivers do not know you are playing Pokemon...or the drivers might be. Use caution.

5. Yes, we would charge you for distracted driving if you are caught operating a motor vehicle while playing the game.

The weather looks great for the next few days and Todd Simcox on WABI-TV 5 did not mention "taking a jacket" today, so leave that Members-Only gem in the closet.

No, I do not know if he is making a "Pokemon Salsa."

We hope your day is great and as always, we urge everyone to keep their hands to themselves, leave other people's things alone and be kind to one another.

We will be here.

‪#‎pokemongo‬
‪#‎withthepopo‬

 

Bangor PD's Facebook page is hilarious. Well done.

 

What? I'll give you this Pikachu if you're up for a little Squirtle?

 

Not interested in Pokemon Go, and yet somehow Vox still manages to ruin it: