Poin files - just what was she aiding him with

God, I hope that kid was nicknamed Sloppy Joe.

 

OMG - that one cleared the fence by a lot!

 

How about Cook's Choice.

 

That reminds me - all kids should be tought a universal safe word to keep teachers from fucking them.

 

I'm going to guess a lot of students won't agree with this.

 

Or at least be taught that "more" isn't a very effective safe word.

 

I bow in your general direction.

 

I'll count it. I like the creativity.

 

She asked him if he wanted to eat out, he thought she meant leave campus and go to McDonald's and, well, next thing you know she's the one humming the Big Mac jingle and wiping special sauce off her lips.

 

Good God. There's never been a school cafeteria worker who was either under 60 or a minus-3.

 

She just wanted to give a history lesson on riding a Conestoga.