Poin files - Jersey shore edition

Today's story about her being indicited:
http://www.app.com/story/news/crime/jersey-mayhem/2014/09/05/kalee-warnick-wall-sex/15146557/

24-year-old freshman English teacher and 15-year-old freshman student. Teacher faces a sentence of up to 20 years on the most serious of the three pending counts, first-degree aggravated sexual assault.

August story about pleading not guilty
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/08/kalee-warnick_n_3727274.html

 

Are they sure she's not 15, too?

 

She will get nowehere near 20 years, probably 5.

 

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http://southpark.cc.com/clips/155304/nice

 

That about sums up how this thread is going to go.

She's a solid 6! Will someone please distract Rick Stain?

 

She was a "home instructor" and the kid learned something at her home. Interesting curriculum, though. Not what they taught when I was in school.

 

That one's not just a six, she's a six on the Budweiser scale. Unfamiliar with that measurement?

It means it would take six Clydesdales to pull me off of her.

 

Yeah, the "horrible ordeal" is that, like every other kid in his class, he'll now have to beat off while fantasizing about this woman instead of the real thing.