Poin files go horribly, horribly wrong

Univ of Georgia prof busted for prostitution. The accused, a German professor, made a date with an undercover cop... after taking the time to dress up as a woman. Yep... he's a dude.

http://m.onlineathens.com/local-news/2012-06-08/uga-professor-charged-prostitution

 

I'm not dumb but I can't understand why she walked like a woman but talked like a man.




Wait ... when can the Poin Files go "right?"

 

There are two basic rules to poin, and this fails both. If the teacher's a dude, it ain't poin. If the partner's not an underaged student, it ain't poin.

 

On the other hand, it is summer vacation and sometimes you take what you can get.

 

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Well, there goes your career. For $60 and a cheap thrill.

Oops. No $60 either.

 

$60 for 30 minutes with a 65-year old guy dressed as a woman seems a bit steep.

Not that I've memorized the price sheet or anything.

 

Hey, she can call you a stud in German.

 

Maybe the prof was planning to try and make a statement or make an example out of someone on the other end who was soliciting sex.
Maybe he was gonna show the perp a thing or two about trying to "meet up for sex" and at the near-climactic moment, he'd bust out his junk and surprise the perp, then give him a verbal chastising and maybe call the police himself.

Let's give this guy a chance to tell WTF was happening before we pile on.

 

Uhhhhhhh..... ok

 

Let me post-preface my post by stating that I don't believe any of what I wrote has potential to be true.
I was just sayin' ...

 

Haben sie einen penis?