Poin Files: Canadian edition....

Ok, this is bizarre on all sorts of levels:

In the summer of 2009, they made a bet, he said: If she beat him in a 10-kilometre running race, he would kiss her; if he beat her, she would show him her breasts.

He won, and she later wore a revealing wet T-shirt in her home, he said. “She said, ‘Here’s your breasts"



http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/crime/article/1255400--female-teacher-had-a-romantic-relationship-with-14-year-old-student-trial-told

And he lucked out in his French classes because she was his teacher.

“She let me cheat on the test. I would have 80 or 90 per cent and I barely spoke a word of French,” he told Crown prosecutor Soula Olver.

 

JR, I know you guys are new to this and all. But, let me spell it out for you: These threads are worthless without pics. And they go in Sports and News. Here's half the battle:

 

For our American friends....

 

Tres bien!

 

Not unlike Bastiat, when I see this picture, I begin to wonder about ce qu'on ne voit pas?

 

My french teacher was a redhead.

I prefer the Canadian version.

 

Comment vas-tu, eh?

 

Without the sunglasses:





Tres bien!

 

i dunno. for 42, that's tappable ... or one on the grille, at least:

 

It has to be said ...

"Voulez vous couchez avec moi, ce soir?"

(insert French words here for, "I don't care if you're only 14")

 

Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette, vous ma sucerai
vous ma sucerai la tête

Or something close to that ...