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Plumbers, Jessica's available

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by hondo, Mar 15, 2010.

  1. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2010/03/15/jessica-simpson-john-mayer-undressing-plumber/?test=faces

    A. Who hasn't undressed Jessica with their eyes?

    B. She says, about dating a plumber, "bring it on ... I always need a plumber."

    Gentleman, start your snarky one-liners ...
     
    hondo, Mar 15, 2010
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  2. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Been there. Done that.
     
    Ace, Mar 15, 2010
    #2
  3. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    Plumber? Or sex with Jessica? Both?
     
    hondo, Mar 15, 2010
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  4. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Outing alert! Ace is every guy who has ever appeared in a movie with Jessica Simpson.
     
    Armchair_QB, Mar 15, 2010
    #4
  5. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    For a minute I thought this was about Baby Jessica who fell down a well.
     
    Football_Bat, Mar 15, 2010
    #5
  6. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    I'd snake her drain. Clean her clogs. Pour sexual drano down her throat. You get the idea.
     
    Batman, Mar 16, 2010
    #6
  7. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    In other news, Jennifer Love Hewitt has ended her Jamie Kennedy experience.
     
    DanOregon, Mar 16, 2010
    #7
  8. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Poor JLH. She gets mentioned on two OTHER women's threads, but isn't worthy of her own.
     
    imjustagirl, Mar 16, 2010
    #8
  9. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    I get the sense from reading US Weekly and the gossip sites that JLH is just way too high maintenance. It sounds like Kennedy was cheating on her the whole time.
     
    Mizzougrad96, Mar 16, 2010
    #9
  10. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Not me! She's fat![/halfofsjguys]
     
    dooley_womack1, Mar 16, 2010
    #10
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