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Please tell me this didn't run in the paper ...

Discussion in 'Journalism topics only' started by HejiraHenry, Jun 16, 2007.

  1. HejiraHenry

    HejiraHenry Well-Known Member

    Check out the headline (SFW?)

  2. Johnny Dangerously

    Johnny Dangerously Well-Known Member

    In the early '90s, I think maybe 1993 or 1994, the Jets went through a stretch of games where they couldn't get in the end zone, putting points on the board only with field goals. Their offense was struggling in part because of an injury to Johnny Johnson, I think it was. There was a wire story on that. My headline, which ran:

    Jets need healthy Johnson to score
  3. In Cold Blood

    In Cold Blood Member

    Haha I love it. Why can't I ever think of witty, semi-pornographic headlines like that?
  4. TyWebb

    TyWebb Well-Known Member

    I don't get it.
  5. TyWebb

    TyWebb Well-Known Member

    OHHHHHHHH ... now I get it.
  6. chazp

    chazp Active Member

    That's freaking funny. If it did run in the paper, you know many readers got a big chuckle out of it.
  7. John

    John Well-Known Member

    I can't believe it wasn't a story about Paris Hilton.
  8. markvid

    markvid Guest

    I never knew DP was acceptable to a paper.
  9. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Normal-Sized Johnson in, Big Unit out. :eek:
  10. MilanWall

    MilanWall Member

  11. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    That's priceless. And what a gesture by Josh Johnson.
  12. Sxysprtswrtr

    Sxysprtswrtr Active Member

    I still think the best headline would be if/when Oregon State plays South Carolina.

    "Beavers blow Cocks away"
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