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please keep chef away from dallas thursday - post-operative infection sucks

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by txsportsscribe, Jul 22, 2009.

  1. trifectarich

    trifectarich Well-Known Member

    Re: please keep chef away from dallas thursday

    Make sure they operate on the correct knee.
     
  2. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Re: please keep chef away from dallas thursday

    Ewwie; A total knee replacement. That sounds like all sorts of fun.

    My mom needs to have one done, and I told her I would do it for nothing and she just looks at me and says, "Uh, son, I Love You with all my heart, but I think I'll let the doctors handle this one."

    All the best tx.
     
  3. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Re: please keep chef away from dallas thursday

    My father had a knee replacement last month. The first 48-72 hours is pure hell. Six weeks later, he's almost back to where he was pre-op. Six weeks from now, he should be much better than before.
     
  4. txsportsscribe

    txsportsscribe Active Member

    Re: please keep chef away from dallas thursday

    well they moved the surgery up an hour so i'm headed to the hospital for a little slice and dice time. wish me luck.
     
  5. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Re: please keep chef away from dallas thursday

    Good luck, yo. Once you're conscious and home, you'll be on here nonstop because you won't have much else you can do while laid up. :)
     
  6. txsportsscribe

    txsportsscribe Active Member

    Re: please keep chef away from dallas thursday

    i'm alive!!!!!!!!!
     
  7. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Re: please keep chef away from dallas thursday

    Yay! How are the painkillers?
     
  8. txsportsscribe

    txsportsscribe Active Member

    Re: please keep chef away from dallas thursday

    have a nerve block with some kind of pain meds but morphine pump cant be used until blood pressure improves and stays steady. was like 80/40-something.
     
  9. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Re: please keep chef away from dallas thursday

    Yikes!
     
  10. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Re: please keep chef away from dallas thursday

    Are you on the knee-bending machine yet?
     
  11. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Re: please keep chef away from dallas thursday

    Fuck.

    There went my $50
     
  12. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Re: please keep chef away from dallas thursday

    Dude. I just watched about as much as I could of a total knee replacement video on google. Holy shit. That surgeon was not gentle, AT ALL.

    Knee was splayed open like a butterflied penis.

    I made it through about five minutes.

    Does. Not. Want.
     
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