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Please Do Not Hit Teammates With Your Willy ...

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Riptide, Apr 24, 2013.

  1. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    They really know how to party up there in Minnesota.

    Kellen also was accused of pulling down his pants while in a Minneapolis parking-ramp elevator with his teammates and two student managers, ages 11 and 12. He then jumped on teammates’ backs and hit them with his penis, the charges say.

    http://deadsp.in/15GZETy
     
    Riptide, Apr 24, 2013
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  2. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    Even Wisconsin thinks those guys are weird.
     
    LongTimeListener, Apr 24, 2013
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  3. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    There's a Brett Favre joke in there somewhere.
     
    Riptide, Apr 24, 2013
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  4. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    Huma Abedin sees no problem
     
    heyabbott, Apr 24, 2013
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  5. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    The accused. Seems like a model young man:

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    Steak Snabler, Apr 24, 2013
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  6. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    He play for the Mollywhoppers?

    My dumb old ass almost used that in a tweet, thinking it meant ass kicking or something. Something stopped me. I told my son who was aghast is dad could be so dense.

    "Somebody," he said, "ought to mollywop YOU."

    No respect, I'm telling you.
     
    Moderator1, Apr 24, 2013
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  7. Beef03

    Beef03 Active Member

    Kellen's attorney maintained that the attacks were not sexual, and that the victims were coerced into believing they were:

    "You go from thinking that you're being roughhoused as a football player to that you're a victim of sexual assault because you're told that," Chris Karpan said.


    Really? Since when has "digitally penetrating" someone been considered roughhousing? That might be the dumbest thing I've read in a while.

    Although this sounds somewhat similar to the "Buttdragging" incident in wrestling from a few years ago.
     
    Beef03, Apr 25, 2013
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