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Please Do Not Hit Teammates With Your Willy ...

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Riptide, Apr 24, 2013.

  1. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    They really know how to party up there in Minnesota.

    Kellen also was accused of pulling down his pants while in a Minneapolis parking-ramp elevator with his teammates and two student managers, ages 11 and 12. He then jumped on teammates’ backs and hit them with his penis, the charges say.

  2. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    Even Wisconsin thinks those guys are weird.
  3. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    There's a Brett Favre joke in there somewhere.
  4. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    Huma Abedin sees no problem
  5. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    The accused. Seems like a model young man:

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  6. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    He play for the Mollywhoppers?

    My dumb old ass almost used that in a tweet, thinking it meant ass kicking or something. Something stopped me. I told my son who was aghast is dad could be so dense.

    "Somebody," he said, "ought to mollywop YOU."

    No respect, I'm telling you.
  7. Beef03

    Beef03 Active Member

    Kellen's attorney maintained that the attacks were not sexual, and that the victims were coerced into believing they were:

    "You go from thinking that you're being roughhoused as a football player to that you're a victim of sexual assault because you're told that," Chris Karpan said.

    Really? Since when has "digitally penetrating" someone been considered roughhousing? That might be the dumbest thing I've read in a while.

    Although this sounds somewhat similar to the "Buttdragging" incident in wrestling from a few years ago.
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