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Pleasant therapy

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by alleyallen, Aug 13, 2007.

  1. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Feel stressed out by the world and want some fun ways to cope? According to an email my mom sent to me, here's a couple of suggestions. Anyone else want to add your favorite?

    * When you go out to eat, order a diet water.
    * In the memo line of your checks, write "For smuggling diamonds."
    * When making your order in the drive-thru at fast food places, specify your order is "to go."
    * When your money comes out of the ATM, yell "I won! I won!"
  2. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    If you can't be with the one you love, honey...

    Love the one you're with.
  3. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    Go into a tattoo parlor and ask if they'll give you one while you wait.
  4. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Good one. Or, to borrow from above, ask them if you can get that tattoo to go.
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