Pleasant therapy

Feel stressed out by the world and want some fun ways to cope? According to an email my mom sent to me, here's a couple of suggestions. Anyone else want to add your favorite?

* When you go out to eat, order a diet water.
* In the memo line of your checks, write "For smuggling diamonds."
* When making your order in the drive-thru at fast food places, specify your order is "to go."
* When your money comes out of the ATM, yell "I won! I won!"

 

If you can't be with the one you love, honey...

Love the one you're with.

 

Go into a tattoo parlor and ask if they'll give you one while you wait.

 

Good one. Or, to borrow from above, ask them if you can get that tattoo to go.