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Playboy Mansion for sale, creepy old guy included

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Batman, Jan 11, 2016.

  1. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    The Playboy Mansion is on the market for $200 million, and the provision that Hef gets to live there for the rest of his life.
    The sale price is probably fair. Having a creepy old guy and potentially his ghost living with you for eternity might be a deal breaker.

    Playboy Enterprises Reportedly Wants More Than $200 Million for Playboy Mansion
  2. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    I read that it's a tear down. The land is what has the value.

    They won't get $200 million, and not sure any developer is going to want his money tied up.
  3. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    Bill Maher and Fred Durst are surely crying themselves to sleep these days.
  4. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    Not to mention Bill Cosby.
  5. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    Jon Lovitz and Scott Caan round out the starting five.
  6. Michael_ Gee

    Michael_ Gee Well-Known Member

    Come down to breakfast, there's this weird old guy in a wheelchair and a smoking jacket with two 25-year old "caregivers" and as you reach for the coffee, you say, "so Hef, how'd the Dodgers do last night."
    Well worth the money.
    Huggy and Batman like this.
  7. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    Scott Baio had quite a run too, I believe.
  8. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Of course it's a tear down. Would you touch anything in there without a pair of gloves on?
  9. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    I'd pay $10 to write the copy for the state historical marker.
  10. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

    Pretty sure you need to give it one of these numbers to kill everything that festers in that mansion.

    SpeedTchr likes this.
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