plastic surgery......down there?

So I know plastic surgery is the hip thing to do these days...

but I found this story and it made me want to cry.
Only in America.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/03/02/AR2007030201549_3.html

Why on earth would a woman do that?
Do people actually think...
"yeah, I'm a mother with 4 kids, I need to have someone shoot a laser at my crotch then charge me $18,000, all to make me feel better about myself."

What the hell. Although a reality show following around a "doctor" who performed those surgeries would be interesting.
How does a doctor train for that sort of thing?

 

A reality show like that would be useless without pictures.

 

Personally I think most cosmetic surgery is pointless, but I don't have an issue with it.

That being said ... man, how do you put this delicately?

The way it feels down there, from a man's perspective, certainly changes if the woman has had children naturally.

So if a woman and her man want her to feel, well, virginal, then I don't have a problem. Just hope it turns out to be medically safe.

 

The article didn't really give me a clear idea of what the surgeries do. First they make it sound like they're making vaginas smaller or tighter, then they make it sound like they're trimming away flappy or asymmetrical labia to give baggy old pussies a more youthful, "sleek" appearance. Whatever. Sounds like BS to me. Although, if my girlfriend were a big chess afficionada, I suppose I could suprise her by having my cock sculpted to look like a chessboard bishop.



Ribbed for her pleasure.

 

Wow. And here I was trying to be delicate.

 

To be honest, I don't think too many guys care a whole lot about looks down there.

 

Looks? Probably not.

Feel? Most definitely.

 

I don't want any elective cutting going on down 'round there, laser or otherwise.

be careful, irish, one slip up and you can end up with a pawn...

 

Yes. But the story doesn't say anything about doing the tighten up. It does say it may "repair some tissue."

Anyway, I think surgery to "tighten" would be beyond plastic surgery.

 

I disagree. Although they usually turn up dead in their neon yellow Corvettes--strangled with their gold chains--after stiffing the lap dance girls at the Bada Bing.

 

I will defer to your knowledge (and unsavory associates).

 

By 'down there,' did you mean Mexico?