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plastic surgery......down there?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Brain of J, Mar 6, 2007.

  1. Brain of J

    Brain of J Member

    So I know plastic surgery is the hip thing to do these days...

    but I found this story and it made me want to cry.
    Only in America.


    Why on earth would a woman do that?
    Do people actually think...
    "yeah, I'm a mother with 4 kids, I need to have someone shoot a laser at my crotch then charge me $18,000, all to make me feel better about myself."

    What the hell. Although a reality show following around a "doctor" who performed those surgeries would be interesting.
    How does a doctor train for that sort of thing?
  2. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    A reality show like that would be useless without pictures.
  3. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Personally I think most cosmetic surgery is pointless, but I don't have an issue with it.

    That being said ... man, how do you put this delicately?

    The way it feels down there, from a man's perspective, certainly changes if the woman has had children naturally.

    So if a woman and her man want her to feel, well, virginal, then I don't have a problem. Just hope it turns out to be medically safe.
  4. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    The article didn't really give me a clear idea of what the surgeries do. First they make it sound like they're making vaginas smaller or tighter, then they make it sound like they're trimming away flappy or asymmetrical labia to give baggy old pussies a more youthful, "sleek" appearance. Whatever. Sounds like BS to me. Although, if my girlfriend were a big chess afficionada, I suppose I could suprise her by having my cock sculpted to look like a chessboard bishop.


    Ribbed for her pleasure.
  5. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Wow. And here I was trying to be delicate. :)
  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    To be honest, I don't think too many guys care a whole lot about looks down there.
  7. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Looks? Probably not.

    Feel? Most definitely.
  8. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    I don't want any elective cutting going on down 'round there, laser or otherwise.

    be careful, irish, one slip up and you can end up with a pawn...
  9. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Yes. But the story doesn't say anything about doing the tighten up. It does say it may "repair some tissue."

    Anyway, I think surgery to "tighten" would be beyond plastic surgery.
  10. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    I disagree. Although they usually turn up dead in their neon yellow Corvettes--strangled with their gold chains--after stiffing the lap dance girls at the Bada Bing.
  11. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I will defer to your knowledge (and unsavory associates).
  12. jgmacg

    jgmacg Guest

    By 'down there,' did you mean Mexico?
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