Planes, Trains and Automobiles sighting

Starting on Comedy Central now

 

You're messing with the wrong guy!

 

We'd have a better chance of playing Pick-Up Sticks with our butt cheeks than getting a flight outta here before daybreak.

 

I hope you wake up so stiff you can't even move.

 

Those aren't pillows!

 

You could've killed me slugging me in the gut like that. That's how Houdini died, you know.

 

If your kid spills his milk, do you slap him?

 

Please. Have mercy. I've been wearing the same underwear since Tuesday.

 

You can start by wiping that fucking dumbass smile off of your rosy fucking cheeks. And you can give me a fucking automobile. A fucking Mustang. A fucking Datsun. A fucking Buick. Four fucking wheels and a seat.

I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me

and I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really don't care to walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking, runway, to get back here and have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car, right, fucking, now.

May I see your rental agreement[

I threw it away.

oh boy

Oh boy what

You're fucked

 

My old lady's tough, her first baby come out sideways.
Oh, really. Well isn't that special.
We got it, we got it.

 

Whaddya think the temperature is?

One...

 

That is one of my favorite lines in the movie. God, what a great flick.