Plan ahead if you want a Starbucks fix tomorrow

Make it a blonde ponytail and Im leading the charge. Just hopefully not like Pickett or Custer.

 

I'd think long and hard about eating your shit rather than Krispy Kreme's donuts.

 

Mikey, we've been thru this before: The reason your cock is in cobwebs is because you don't like Krispy Kreme.

Women can smell a man with no taste.

The KKs around here all closed, which pisses me off. I can only get them at gas stations now...and the nearest one is in Westchester. Mmm. Krispy Kremes.

 

Cool KKs >>>>>>>>>> hot KKs.

 

I thought that at first, but there's a time and a place for a good hot KK. Melts like butter, only with more trans fat.

 

Clarks Summit, Pa., makes me want to vomit.

 

What about Carbondale or Scranton? You cool with those locales?

 

I'm traveling tomorrow. If the Starbucks is closed, I'll be a sad panda.

 

I like Scranton. I've got no beefs with it. In fact, when I was little, and my dad an I were going to see my grandpa in Allentown after his heart attack, I saw the lights off 81 and thought Scranton was the capital of Pennsylvania. I'll always have that good memory.

I've got a bad association with Carbondale. Wilkes-Barre, too. But I've got a friend who lives there, so it's OK with me now.

 

It's all Pennsyltucky to me.

 

My brother, too. He's convinced my dad and his side of the family are all rednecks because they live in Pennsylvania. I understand that life-long New Yorkers are trained to think that way to an extent, but he's a douche bag.

 

A couple dozen KKs made up my groom's cake. I'm too Southern to enter a Dunkin Donuts on my own, though I've been dragged in there almost kicking and screaming.



I've got to put a KK burger on my things to do list.