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Pittsburg State TE out for year after zebra attack

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Steak Snabler, Jul 22, 2009.

  1. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    An actual zebra, not a referee ...


    And Shawn Crawford thought he had a beef after "Man vs. Beast" ...

  2. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Between this and the South Florida kicker who was injured working at Busch Gardens it's been a bad week for college football players working summer jobs.
  3. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    That zebra kicked his ass.
  4. tapintoamerica

    tapintoamerica Well-Known Member

    I think somebody started a thread recently about the strangest story you've ever written/covered. This might be a candidate.
  5. Bubbler

    Bubbler Active Member


    "Hey Ouise, looks like the Willis's decided to spend their vacation in Kansas. Ha, ha!"

    (Laugh track)
  6. Jake_Taylor

    Jake_Taylor Well-Known Member

    Fact: Zebras hate Gorillas. ;D

    I actually had a roommate my freshman year of college who was attacked by a Zebra working at an exotic animal farm in high school. The Zebra bit him on the thigh and clamped down on him. He said he was inches away from becoming ambiguous in gender.
  7. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    Sounds like Zebras have the disposition of hippos.
  8. Guy_Incognito

    Guy_Incognito Well-Known Member

  9. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    They're really just extremely pissed off donkeys.
  10. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    I told him not to go after that Fruit Stripe gum.
  11. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    Ha. My old roommate used to joke that zebras were the weakest animals in the entire animal kingdom. He loved watching nature shows and the only time you saw a zebra on one of those shows it was getting eaten.

    I'll have to send him this.
  12. Mark2010

    Mark2010 Active Member

    Damn, I saw the thread title and i thought he might have collided with an official playing summer ball some place and got his butt whipped.

    That Zebra don't take no smack from no one.
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