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Pinkel arrested for DUI

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Pancamo, Nov 17, 2011.

  1. Pancamo

    Pancamo Active Member


    Maybe your booster influence can get Leach a job in the SEC.

  2. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    Would it help the healing process begin if I lighted a candle?
  3. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    I wonder if he was thrown in Woody's DUI cell?
  4. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    It seems like downing a flaming shot of Jose Cuervo would be
    more appropriate.
  5. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    Clearly, CoCoMo needs to read the SEC bylaws; I'm sure somewhere in there it's unwritten that in the event of a football coach's DUI, the correct action to take is to call the AD down to the scene and have him drive the coach home.

    It's called the Kiffin Rule, I believe.
  6. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Pinkel would blow on it, create a fireball and cauterize the wounds.
  7. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    I would trade Pinkel for Leach in a heartbeat.

    Maybe Spurrier can give Pinkel the number of the cops who gave him an escort home after every game when he was at Florida.
  8. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    At this point, if there's no little boy in the car you breathe a sigh of relief.
  9. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    As a little boy at one time who used to ride with my dad to the liquor store 40 miles away, I agree.

    Oh wait, not about that?
  10. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    As long as you're not caught with a dead girl, or a live boy?
  11. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    See Kennedy, Ted
  12. Jake_Taylor

    Jake_Taylor Well-Known Member

    He tried to call timeout twice, but the cops told him you can't ice your own breathalyzer.
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