Pinkel arrested for DUI

Mizzou,

Maybe your booster influence can get Leach a job in the SEC.


http://www.komu.com/news/gary-pinkel-arrested-for-dwi/

 

Would it help the healing process begin if I lighted a candle?

 

I wonder if he was thrown in Woody's DUI cell?

 

It seems like downing a flaming shot of Jose Cuervo would be
more appropriate.

 

Clearly, CoCoMo needs to read the SEC bylaws; I'm sure somewhere in there it's unwritten that in the event of a football coach's DUI, the correct action to take is to call the AD down to the scene and have him drive the coach home.

It's called the Kiffin Rule, I believe.

 

Pinkel would blow on it, create a fireball and cauterize the wounds.

 

I would trade Pinkel for Leach in a heartbeat.

Maybe Spurrier can give Pinkel the number of the cops who gave him an escort home after every game when he was at Florida.

 

At this point, if there's no little boy in the car you breathe a sigh of relief.

 

As a little boy at one time who used to ride with my dad to the liquor store 40 miles away, I agree.

Oh wait, not about that?

 

As long as you're not caught with a dead girl, or a live boy?

 

See Kennedy, Ted

 

He tried to call timeout twice, but the cops told him you can't ice your own breathalyzer.