Pickup lines that never, ever work

I want to have a liquid explosion with you. [borat]

 

the comeback there should've been: "do you cheat on your husband? no? mind if i do?"

 

Hi, I used to be Screech on Saved By The Bell.

Never mind ... there's video evidence proving that particular line works like a charm.

 

Not sure if this has been used:

"Is that a keg in your back pocket, because I'd like to tap that ass!"

 

Paging Boots to the Pickup Lines thread. Boots to the Pickup Lines thread.

 

I'm a little too shy for pickup lines, so I try the direct approach, which usually works. My cousin, on the other hand, tries the ridiculous pick up lines and usually gets laughed off the face of the earth. One classic went like this

SS's cousin: hey girl, how you doin?
Girl: Fine
SS's cousin: I didn't ask how you looked

*crickets* most uncomfortable yet hilarious silence ever.