Peyton Manning, Madison Avenue poster boy

OK, I get it. Peyton vs. Eli is a decent little story, but please, please, PLEASE. Enough of the Peyton Manning commercials. EVERY commercial break had at least one or two Peyton and/or Peyton and Eli commercials. ENOUGH!

Worst one? Peyton's Gatorade commercial where the football gives birth to him ... :-X

 

I didn't bother to watch. Was there a commercial for the "Brokeback Mountain" sequel starring Peyton and Kenny Chesney? ;D

 

Damn you, Double J.

Damn you all to hell!!!

 

I like the Manning commercials. Peyton seems like such a dry guy, and that's why it's great that he's just fine poking some fun at himself in these commercials.

 

I'll never understand the hate for Peyton Manning.

He's not a dick. He's a pretty straightforward guy. No, you're not gonna spend 20 minutes laughing during his pressers, but he's gonna answer your questions the best he can. Never gets into any shit. And he's a hell of a football player.

I understand the element of overexposure and all, but damn, whose fault is that?

I just don't get it.

 

I forgot to mention. Cameo appearances by Brook Jacoby and Ichiro Suzuki as Peyton and Kenny's spurned former lovers, both still carrying a torch -- and a grudge.

;D

 

Announcement to anyone who reads this: The previous list of "dead to me" which included only Armchair_QB and the biggest douchebag I've ever known who reads this board but who has mysteriously stopped posting?

It also now includes Double J.

 

ZING!

 

Read two of the words in the thread title ... Madison Avenue

 

Come on, admit it. Some of those commercials are pretty damn funny.

CUT THAT MEAT! CUT THAT MEAT!

 

Awesome, totally awesome.

Imagine if the fucking guy ever won a single fucking big game in his fucking life. What comes after critical mass?

As insufferable as Derek Jeter is, at least the guy wins.

 

I'm sorry. :'( Please be my friend again.