Peyton Manning arrested overnight...

...in Nashville.

http://www.tennessean.com/story/news/crime/2014/05/19/peyton-manning-one-arrested-nashville/9281119/

 

As Nick Saban would say, kiss my ass

I guarantee that the Tennessean's web traffic will explode over this one.

 

SEO, motherfuckers. Suck it.

 

She's also 18? The only way this would get better is if she were arrested in Omaha.

 

At least they had the "No, not that one..." in the headline, but that story that would otherwise be widely ignored is going to get a couple hundred thousand hits because her parents were idiots when they named her.

 

It's especially stupid when you consider that she's 18, meaning they named her after a college sophomore.

 

True. But he had probably reached that status (at least among Vol fans) by then...

 

Well, darn, and I thought this referred to the Denver Broncos quarterback. Sure, he's a saint (no pun intended) and all, but so many pro football players get arrested that nothing surprises me anymore.

 

Peyton Manning (Yes, that one...) getting arrested for anything would stun the fuck out of me...

 

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But can she hook up with her best receivers?

 

If she's 18, that means the parents likely named her that on purpose.