Peter Cook lawyer slams all women in Today interview re: Brinkley divorce

So an uptown girl married to a downtown boy who is an angry mother isn't as fast as a content childless unmarried woman?

 

Are we talking wind-aided or non-wind-aided?

 

Oh, I hadn't even thought about that. What about at altitude?

 

Depends on the length of the race.

 

I was thinking that too. I remember ranting about what a dope Billy Joel was for losing Brinkley and my future wife defending him, since she's a huge Joel fan. After her next divorce, I said you know what, maybe it wasn't his fault. Now she's on to ANOTHER divorce.

I don't think the elevator goes to the top floor for Christie. That said, I'd gladly serve as cougar bait. Wowza.

 

the expression is: "show me a beautiful woman and i'll show you a guy who's tired of (effing) her."

 

Funny thing about Today's coverage, one of Brinkley's best friends, who is a Today correspondent, set Brinkley up with Cook.
I don't know what the deal is, but Brinkley does seem to have a problem staying interested in a guy. It's not like she's never broken marriage vows or been the other woman.

Here's what Billy Joel said about Brinkley in Shameless:

"Ihave never let anything have this much control over me
Cause I worked too hard to call my life my own
Yes I made myself a world and it worked so perfectly
But it's your world now, I can't refuse
I never had so much to lose
I'm shameless...shameless

You know it should be easy for a man who's strong
To say he's sorry or admit when he's wrong
I've never lost anything I ever missed
But I've never been in love like this...

It's out of my hands

I'm shameless, I don't have the power now
But I don't want it anyhow
So I've got to let it go"

 

Props for that. Now go eat a sandwich, have a cream soda, do some fuckin' thing.

 

I thought I read Billy Joel divorced her because he wanted her to get plastic surgery... felt she was looking old.

He's now married to a woman 32 years his junior.

 

All I know about that she was in that helicopter crash with her boyfriend before even a separation with Joel was announced.

 

Well, thanks to the TotalGym® Workout, she can bend over, touch her toes and pee so hard, she can knock a cold 40 bottle off a fencepost from 53 yards out.

 

Well that certainly paints a picture.