PETA eliminates last vestige of credibility: Advocates breast milk in ice cream

Or two waffle cones that, if you so desire, you can push together, bury your face into and go, "Bllllarrrffflllllll"

 

as distasteful as it might seem, it's only our societal norms and mores that make it "distasteful". Human breast milk is the most palatable and nutritious type of milk for humans because it has the proteins and chemicals in it that are biologically intended specifically for humans.

That said, if humans want to use cow milk, I've got no problem with that. Animals are property and we ought to be able to do with them as we please.

It's easy to forget our primary biological functions when we are raised from birth to think they are gross.

 

I just tasted like warm, sweet milk. What? Why are you looking at me like that? Yeah, like you all have never tried it.

 

That's udderly ridiculous...

 

Booo!

 

I always thought it was because it reminded us of sucking on our mother's tits. You say to-may-to, I say to-mah-to

 

What he said.

 

Double nipple ripple?

Braberry Cream?

 

Melon Melon.

Mammary Magic.

Luscious Lactations.

 

before putting the milkers on a cow, you're supposed to take a wet sponge or soft brush and give the udders a quick swipe. Where do I apply for that job at the PETA ice cream plant?

 

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