PETA eliminates last vestige of credibility: Advocates breast milk in ice cream

You honestly can't make this stuff up.

http://hamptonroads.com/2008/09/peta-wants-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-use-human-breast-milk

It sounds like satire, out of a movie. With a scene featuring a factory filled with rows of women with pumps attached, passing out from all the milk production.

 

Suddenly, I have a hankering for Ben & Jerry's Double D Delight.

I'd avoid the Peppermint Pole Dancer flavor, though. Too many artificial ingredients.

 

What morons.

 

The sad thing is that 11 percent of people in polls say they would still eat it.

 

Maybe if they made a celebrity breast milk ice cream for charity?

 

I guess I need to take a leak on it for butterscotch topping.

This just makes me wretch.

 

Good luck convincing thousands of women to become breast factory workers and hook themselves up to machines that essentially violate them for a few hours per day.

For lack of a better term...the PETA representative who thought this up is a boob.

Look, we're humans. We've got the opposable thumbs, so for as long as we can, we make the rules.

 

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This could inspire some great Ben & Jerry combinations.

 

A scene like that would be a prepubescent boy's Matrix-esque jerk-off fantasy.

Sign me up!!

 

Re: PETA eliminates last vestige of credibility: Advocates breast milk in ice cr

PETA had a last vestige of credibility!?!

 

Like Jenna Jameson? I hear she'll be nursing soon.
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Re: PETA eliminates last vestige of credibility: Advocates breast milk in ice cr

It could be marketed with waffle cones that you slurp from the bottom.