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Perry Mason? Meet Dirty Sanchez.

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Killick, Jan 28, 2009.

  1. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    Dude wants new lawyer. Judge says no. Defendant says "I'm out of order? You're out of order! This whole court is out of order!", smears feces on his lawyer's face and throws dookie at the jury.
    http://www.10news.com/news/18569727/detail.html
     
  2. RayKinsella

    RayKinsella Member

    Guess who has two thumbs and has jury duty at that exact courthouse in a few weeks?

    Nope, not Bob Kelso. This guy, right here! :-\
     
  3. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Take handi-wipes.
     
  4. RayKinsella

    RayKinsella Member

    For the germs and whatnot?
     
  5. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Well, for the shit you might get thrown in your face.

    But whatever.
     
  6. RayKinsella

    RayKinsella Member

    That's why I am bringing my shit protector!
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  7. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    What would Perry White do?
     
  8. Wonderlic

    Wonderlic Member

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  9. Remind anyone of this?

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  10. Joe Williams

    Joe Williams Active Member

    No, didn't remind me of that, because that's "Scent of a Woman."

    Reminded me of this:

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  11. right, and I'm pretty sure he used that line in Scent of a Woman before he threatened to "Take a flamethrower to the whole place"
     
  12. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    I'll bet the case you get won't be as exciting as this one. ;D
     
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