Perma-boner

Morning wood becomes afternoon wood becomes permanent wood.

And add to the list of things I hope I don't have happen to me: any short of 'Winter shunt' near my magic johnson.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070606/ap_on_fe_st/odd_unwanted_arousal;_ylt=AuABFVIIAbcoHYnSDI_.bdjtiBIF

 

Seems like the vitamin drink did all it claimed and more. Case dismissed.

 

Woods. heh, heh.

 

At the risk of outing myself, my best friend's wife refers to me as Perma Bone. I thought she was on SportsJournalists.com.

 

That's some best friend you've got there, PermaPern.

 

And this is the same guy that passed up the two chicks in the hot tub?

 

It's a sordid life I lead.

 

If you want your daily wince, just google "Winter shunt."

 

The NY Post has a longer article (and a better headline): http://www.nypost.com/seven/06062007/news/regionalnews/real_stiff_drink_regionalnews_dareh_gregorian_and_douglas_montero.htm

REAL STIFF DRINK
...
According to papers filed in Manhattan Supreme Court, Woods was "caused to suffer and sustain severe bodily injuries" from "the erection that would not subside."

"It gave me a lot of energy - too much energy," Woods, 29, told The Post yesterday.

"It was unbearable and embarrassing."

He said he had to undergo two medical procedures for relief from the days-long erection, and as a result, he's now partially impotent.

"It's affecting my life because I'm not getting the pleasure I used to," Woods said.
...
He said the erection lasted for over three days, and his girlfriend "was in disbelief. She couldn't understand what was happening."

"It was awful. It was painful. I would always wear jeans, but it was hard to go out, so I had to buy some sweatpants," Woods said.

He said his 7-year-old son asked him what was going on and "I didn't know what to tell him."

He saw a doctor and underwent a "winter shunt" - a painful procedure where a needle is used to drain blood. The suit says he experienced "persistent problems requiring a follow-up hospital visit" a week later.

Woods said he was given two choices - undergo either an embolization, where blood is blocked from going to the arteries, or an amputation. He chose the former, but it has made it difficult for him to get a full erection and left him in "a state of discomfort."

 

It sounds like he had a hard choice to make.

 

And by "amputation" you mean?

 

ok, add amputation and winter shunt to things to avoid around the pelvic region.