Per TMZ - San Diego's Merriman allegedly roughs up Tila Tequila

In the "I shit you not" department...

 

Re: Per TMZ - San Diego's Merriman allegedly roughs up Tia Tequila

I saw this on Twitter, per Pro Football Talk 10 minutes. Yeah, it's a "I shit you not" story.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/09/06/shawne-merriman-busted-for-battery-false-imprisonment/

I'm speaking too early on this, but were Merriman and Tila seeing each other? If so, then I apologize for being naive. I don't watch TMZ.

 

Re: Per TMZ - San Diego's Merriman allegedly roughs up Tia Tequila

Tila.

And yes, she's referred to as his girlfriend in the AP story.

 

Thanks, IJAG.

All I know is nothing good ever happens after 1 a.m., and sure as shit nothing ever good happens after 1 a.m. at Tila's house.

 

Well, it was his house.

 

At least one of these people evidently has horrible taste in the opposite sex.

 

A shot of love? How about a shot in the mouth!

 

So who plays first this season - Merriman or Vick?

 

The penalty in the NFL for choking a dog to death is 2 games. So if you choke your girlfriend and she doesn't die is. That the equivilant of killing mans bestfriend?

 

Brilliant!

 

If you are alone with Ms Tequila at 1 am on a Saturday, your best case scenario is chlamydia.

 

Is Tila Tequila someone famous? Is she famous for more than just being skanky looking?

I swear I've never heard of her.