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Penn State hoops player arrested for public masturbation

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Captain_Kirk, Apr 3, 2008.

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  1. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    Spanking the monkey at home? Not a crime.
    Whacking off in public? A crime.
    An athlete being in the library for ANY reason? Breaking news.
     
    forever_town, Apr 3, 2008
    #25
  2. hockeybeat

    hockeybeat Guest

    Wrong again. Cone never pleasured himself in front of Andrea Peyser.

    As the story goes, two women were taunting the wives of the Mets, the two women saying that they were going to bang the Mets. Cone, who was in the bullpen, began to exchange words with them. Things escalated and Cone showed the two women how he felt about them and what they were saying.

    After the game, the two women called Peyser, who investigated their claims and wrote a column about it.
     
    hockeybeat, Apr 3, 2008
    #26
  3. Webster

    Webster Well-Known Member

    Didn't the article say that Cone refered to the practice as "showtime"?
     
    Webster, Apr 3, 2008
    #27
  4. John

    John Well-Known Member

    Can't believe there hasn't been a Back to School "help me straighten out my Longfellow" joke yet.
     
    John, Apr 3, 2008
    #28
  5. Jones

    Jones Active Member

    This is the feel good story of the year.
     
    Jones, Apr 3, 2008
    #29
  6. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Joe Pa needs to take the situation into his own hands.
     
    Football_Bat, Apr 3, 2008
    #30
  7. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    And now for a musical interlude:

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    dooley_womack1, Apr 3, 2008
    #31
  8. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Guess that's why they call it "Happy" Valley
     
    Batman, Apr 3, 2008
    #32
  9. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    All the kid needs is a helping hand.
     
    forever_town, Apr 3, 2008
    #33
  10. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    We know he can hold his own
     
    dooley_womack1, Apr 3, 2008
    #34
  11. Moland Spring

    Moland Spring Member

    What is this, catching?

    http://lohud.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080403/SPORTS06/804030353/-1/SPORTS
     
    Moland Spring, Apr 3, 2008
    #35
  12. John

    John Well-Known Member

    I guess he's out of the contest. [/seinfeldcrossthreading]
     
    John, Apr 3, 2008
    #36
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