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Penn State hoops player arrested for public masturbation

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Captain_Kirk, Apr 3, 2008.

  1. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    The good news: A Penn State athlete was in the library.

    The bad news: He was arrested for flogging the lizard in public.


    The SID noted he wasn't a serial masturbator. Now there's some new terminology for you.
  2. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    If he was at Beaver Stadium, I'd understand.
  3. Chef

    Chef Active Member


    Since when was this a crime?
  4. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    The Nation is raising funds for his defense.
  5. westcoastvol

    westcoastvol Active Member

  6. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    He'd get deliberate penalties so he could go into the penalty box. And damned if it he wouldn't, y'know ....
  7. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Excellent, er, pull.
  8. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    Actually, it's not. There was a serial masturbator who really loved going to the library when I was in college. We heard about it when there was a police report about a woman took a nap in the library and awoke to find a "sticky white substance" on her jacket.

    The funniest part was when the campus police caught him in the act. He refused to stop. No idea if they slapped the cuffs on before he could finish or not.
  9. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    Good thing it wasn't THIS guy again:
  10. Once you pop, you just can't stop.
  11. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    Captain Crunch and Count Chocula each breathed a sigh of relief at this news.
  12. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    He dribbles too much before he shoots.
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