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Penis Museum

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Captain_Kirk, May 15, 2008.

  1. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    Last week I give you Hard Rock Park; this week an international museum of penises. Talk about a tour guide.

    Specifically, the Icelandic Phallalogical Museum in Husavik, Iceland.


    Over 250 love missiles on display, including one from the apparently aptly named sperm whale, weighing 154 pounds. No shrinkage issue there.

    No human penis is on display, but there are offers on the table, including an American who calls his pocket rocket, "Elmo".
  2. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

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  3. A museum to a bigger dick.
  4. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    I just heard on the news Jenna Jameson was kicked out of the museum for thinking it was an amusement park.
  5. Hey-yo!
    Isn't he great, folks?
    He'll be back for the late show.
  6. goalmouth

    goalmouth Well-Known Member

    I understand middle school teachers have been enquiring about field trips.
  7. terrier

    terrier Well-Known Member

    No Dillinger?
  8. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    It is only appropriate that we have rumpleforeskin post on this thread.
  9. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Whatever you do, don't pay the admission fee with your stimulus check.
  10. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    Did Steely Dan play at the museum opening?
  11. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    What is Paris Hilton's pants, Alex?

  12. And you have control of the board.
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