PED Scandal Hits Another Sport

And, none of the athletes are talking:

 

Can I have that two minutes of my life back somehow?

 

I wanna see somebody try to get 'em to pee in a cup ...

 

"Little Jerry ran from here to Newman's in under 30 seconds!"

"Is that good?"

"I don't know."

 

I hope this doesn't start unfounded speculation about other pigeons using.

 

Somebody squawked, that had to be it.

 

All pigeons are dirty.

Oh, wait, we're talking about drug use?

 

This whole thread is for the birds.

 

I wonder what OOP thinks about these allegations.

 

And, you thought this thread didn't have potential.

I knew something good would come of it, and it started right here:

 

This thread has potential to be a classic as long as we hear from OOP.

 

He doesn't think their excuses are going to fly.