PB&J in the NBA

Rye bread, with seeds, is strong but tangy chewy-crusted sourdough is the clear No. 1.

 

Sourdough is fabulous, but IMHO more for cheese sandwiches than PB&J.

 

White bread and absolutely must be Skippy; no crunchy.

 

Must have been over a year ago, because it was before we had our daughter, but I'm driving home, and my wife is working late.

I'm kind of hungry, but I know there isn't much food in the house.

I don't know what I want or what I might pick up on the way home, but somehow I decide I'm going make myself a peanut butter and jelly on toast. And, I never eat PB&Js.

So, I get home, and there's no bread. And there's not much else to eat either. Besides, now I have my heart set on a PB&J.

So, I find some big flout tortillas, and I think, "I can make this work." So I throw a tortilla on a griddle to heat it up and start to build a peanut butter and jelly burrito.

Turned into a big disgusting mess. Worst BB&J ever.

 

I loved the shade on Crustables in the article. Those things aren't fit to feed to dogs or D-League players.

 

Moddy, it's full of preservatives. Or plastics. Or maybe both. It will outlive the cockroaches after a nuclear war.

 

Peanut or almond butter and jam (I also use honey) works great on a multi grain English muffin.

 

Those melt in a jersey pocket or pack during the summer. You can grab a couple of PB&Js at the aid station, eat one as you're leaving and save the other for the halfway point to the next fuel stop. PB&Js and GUs, I've done six 100 mile bike rides and one marathon.

 

The bread for a PB&J is wheat. That's right, suckas. I said it. Good ole fucking glutenous wheat.

Get a bowl, and you mix the peanut butter and jelly together into a spread before putting on the sandwich.

Separate = Horrendous. Together = Bliss.

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The local Panera Bread named a sandwich after my son. It goes like this:

Fresh white bread.

Peanut butter mixed with a quarter packet of hot chocolate.

Stir to combine.

Eat it and cry tears of joy.

 

What in the hell is wrong with you??
First, you don't need to dirty a separate bowl to mix peanut butter and jelly.

Is the Panera Sandwich named the Junior Diabetes?

 

Uh. You do if you want to lick the bowl.

WTF is wrong with YOU ?!?