Payne Stewart - 14 years later

Damn right! Every sperm is sacred.

 

I finally sent out my Halloween cards today.

Late, I know, but I've been swamped.

I love sending out cards.

Lets the people in your life know you care.

 

Dick just threw his Notre Dame mug and doesn't know why.

 

I may send him a Holiday card.

 

I just remembered I need to figure out what I'm going to wear for the Holiday card photo shoot.

 

Something red with white furry trimming.

 

What's really fun is when something really crappy happens on a day that you tend to notice anyway. Like my father dying on Jan. 1, 2003. Happy effing New Year indeed!

 

Dooley, I got the white furry thing down.

(Better grey than gone!)

Guess I could hit the tanning booth hard to get the red going.

 

I hear you. I know someone who was born November 22.

 

That November 22?

 

No, not the same year, but ballpark enough so as a kid birthday parties were a reminder.

 

This joke has officially jumped the shark and horrified me all at once.