Pay up Mayor McCheese!

In the story it says the guy told the person over the speaker and two face-to-face, but Mom is saying five steps. What were steps 4 and 5? The fourth one should have been lift up the fucking bun in the parking lot and the fifth one definitely shouldn't have been a taste test in the dark. Why didn't they go to a McDonalds in Clarksburg (or even Fairmont or the one off I-79 and 50 in Bridgeport), who eats fast food more than a half-hour old?

 

They probably did...To buy Quarter Pounders wtih cheese.

 

And it just so happened that they were going to eat in a darkened room. :

Please. McD's should cover his medical expenses (assuming he actually did order them without cheese), but no more.

 

I used to work with a guy who looked like Grimace and ate like the Hamburgerler. That's my only contribution to this thread.

 

That post is worthless without pictures.

 

The guy would wolf down Big Macs two at a time, one in each hand. He was a remorseless eating machine. He'd wash down the Big Macs with pots of coffee and packs of cigarettes. I nicknamed him McAngioplasty.

 

McDonald's has a simple defense: "Yeah, like that's real cheese."