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Pauly Shore

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Angola!, Nov 3, 2006.

  1. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    Most likely I am going to be doing an interview with Pauly Shore in the next two weeks and I was wondering what kinds of things I should ask him.
    If anyone has any ideas, let me know. Since I know I will get a bunch of joke responses, if you have any serious ones and don't post them, please PM me. Thanks.
    Angola!
     
  2. KP

    KP Active Member

    Re: Pauley Shore

    Does he have to be so annoying?
     
  3. Bubbler

    Bubbler Active Member

    Re: Pauley Shore

    Ask him if he's still a stony individual.

    Ask him if he cries himself to sleep every night for having made Son-In-Law.
     
  4. XXXX

    XXXX Member

    Re: Pauley Shore

    ask him if the weasel still is likin the ladies (paulyshorestoneraccent)
     
  5. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Re: Pauley Shore

    Please tell him the fact that he has more money than me makes me ashamed.
     
  6. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Re: Pauley Shore

    Dude, you should approach this like a joke. It's Pauly fuckin Shore, the Dexy's Midnight Runners of MTV personalities. He made a movie called Pauly Shore Is Dead. I'd presume he could take if you took a less-than-reverential approach to this interview.

    Some questions you should ask:

    1.) Did he cop a feel from Tiffani Amber Thiessen during Son In Law? Or Kennedy at MTV?
    2.) Has he ever approached NBC with an idea for a show following Carson Daly? Something like "Sleeping In The Gutters With The Weez?"
    3.) When did he first start losing his hair?
    4.) Why didn't he use the same hair replacement therapy as John Norris?
    5.) Has anyone ever laughed at him in a "we're laughing with you, not at you" sort of way?
    6.) How did he land a 5-movie deal and was he surprised he got to complete all five pictures even though he was officially a has-been by the time Son In Law came out?
    7.) What kind of pics of Hollywood execs did he have to land a TV show on Fox in 1997?
    8.) At what point did he realize he was completely devoid of talent?
    9.) Does he know what happened to Randee of the Redwoods?
    10.) How does it feel to suck so hard that he can't even count on a boom in '80s/'90s nostalgia to give his career a second wind?
     
  7. Bubbler

    Bubbler Active Member

    Re: Pauley Shore

    Will he soon appear in a Trivial Pursuit: 90s Edition commercial? Or has he already?
     
  8. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    Re: Pauley Shore

    In all seriousness, Son-In-Law is a pretty funny movie.

    Really.

    Well, I liked it.

    No, I'm not ashamed.

    Screw you then!
     
  9. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Re: Pauley Shore

    Just shut up and make a Son In Law poster starring Murphy. :D
     
  10. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    Re: Pauley Shore

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  11. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Re: Pauley Shore

    Brilliant!!! Totally Murphy!
     
  12. Re: Pauley Shore

    I laughed! I cried! I licked my balls!

    --Michael Medved
     
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