Paul Simon arrested for domestic violence

In New Canaan if the cops arrive, everyone involved is going down. They like to arrest
first and let the DA ask questions later. It's the kick the can down the road policing system.

 

That must be what set it off. Brickell said "Hey, Paulie, don't get mentally irregular!"

 

If Paul Simon ends up in jail will his fellow inmates call him Al?

 

This begs for an SNL skit with Paul Simon explaining himself with a Chevy Chase-lookalike playing a trumpet next to him.

 

The police were called after someone heard The Sounds of Violence.

 

Turns out that Edie Brickell's mother dropped a dime on the
happy couple. In CT once the police are called in a domestic
violence case they have no choice in making arrests.

 

Honest to God, I never knew he was. How I missed that, I'll never know.

 

VH1's Pop Up Video.

 

Looks like he was sent to a house of detention.

He would have gotten a better hat, but he was a little short... on money.

 

Los Lobos es sonriente.

 

I also had no idea they were married.

 

Thread should have stopped here.

That was still going up when it cleared the light tower in left field.