Paul Bissonnette, aka Biz Nasty, Coyotes tough guy, destroys Twitter Troll

This alone makes BizNasty HOF worthy. He's probably the most visible (and the funniest) NHL guy on Twitter

http://deadspin.com/fucking-awesome-bissonnette-just-blew-up-the-bridge-th-1155664923

One of the comments "Bissonnette just blew up the bridge that housed the troll"

 

Re: Paul Biszonnette, aka Biz Nasty, Coyotes tough guy, destroys Twitter Troll

Holy crap, JR misspelled a hockey player's name? Is the world ending?

 

Fixed.
I didn't misspell it. I just hit the wrong key by mistake

 

The kid was money in juniors when he played in Saginaw. I never thought he would become such a "name" in the NHL...but then again, Twitter wasn't around in 2003.

 

Epic stuff.

Hogue says he doesn't want anyone to think he's a troll hiding between a Twitter account, and says he'd happily meet Biz when the Coyotes come to Pittsburgh this season.

As if, pal. That's the internet equivalent of shouting stuff back at someone after you've run inside the house and locked the door.

 

I'll show you! SOME DAY!! You just wait!!

 

He's self deprecating about his role

I'm paraphrasing this but at one point he tweeted that if a game was six periods, he'd reach ten minutes of playing time.

 

Here a link to his best tweets

http://www.pensburgh.com/2010/12/20/1887471/paul-bissonnettes-33-top-twitter-hits

Ok, one of my favs

Regarding Sidney Crosby:

Watching my old linemate in pitt score goals. But seriously we were on the ice together during a game once for like 8 seconds. That counts as linemate right?


And this is pretty good:

@NoUsernameNed no offense to myself. But if u bought my hockey card for 139 dollars ur prolly on drugs.

 

He was on a pretty good roll earlier today as well

Jarrett Paul ‏@JPauL087 4h
@BizNasty2point0 if you put as much effort Into your hockey game as you did you twitter game, you might actually get some Ice time

Jarrett Paul ‏@JPauL087 4h
@BizNasty2point0 and honestly #earnyourmoney


Paul Bissonnette ‏@BizNasty2point0 4h
I train Monday to Friday in the off season not including skating @JPauL087. I was an OHL all star, played U-17 and U-18 for Canada.

Paul Bissonnette ‏@BizNasty2point0 4h
You think the NHL comes overnight @JPauL087? Played in the ECHL, 2 time all star. Up to the AHL, was switched to forward....

Paul Bissonnette ‏@BizNasty2point0 4h
Then I adapted to 4th line plug eating punches @JPauL087. Now I'm eating filet every night. Keep the change.

 

Bizzy has fun with social media...ya gotta give him that. I wonder how the 'Yotes feel about it.

 

Given the ownership clusterfuck I suspect they love the distraction and the publicity