Past/Present favorite shows on each network

Inspired by PopeDirkBenedict's favorite songs thread. What's your favorite current show on each network? And your favorite cancelled/completed show on each network? You can use cable networks as well as the big four.

I'll, duh, start:

ABC
Current favorite: Can I vote for Scrubs before it even airs on ABC? No. No I cannot. So it's Desperate Housewives (the only show I remotely watch on ABC)
Past favorite: Who's The Boss (I have a feeling I'm forgetting something else, and no Mikey, it is not Full House)

CBS
Current favorite: the only CBS show I've seen in the past two years (at least) is one episode of How I Met Your Mother. So I guess that wins.
Past favorite: Simon & Simon

NBC
Current favorite: My Name Is Earl
Past favorite: Freaks and Geeks (by a nose over Scrubs)

FOX
Current favorite: The Simpsons
Past favorite: Beverly Hills 90210 (duh)

WB/CW/UPN
Current favorite: One Tree Hill (shut up!)
Past favorite: Dawson's Creek (shut up!)

ESPN
Current favorite: Live baseball that does not feature Joe Morgan
Past favorite: The Sports Reporters

HBO
Current favorite: n/a
Past favorite: The Sopranos

MTV
Current favorite: any snuff film featuring any of their reality "stars"
Past favorite: Top 20 Video Countdown

 

Instant failure for watching Desperate Housewives, you pathetic dickhead.

 

fuck you asshole!

 

Seriously? Desperate Housewives? Did you honestly think it was a good idea to admit watching it? Why don't you start a thread called "My Wife Keeps My Balls In Her Purse"? For shame, dickhead. For shame.

 

Why don't you fucking contribute to the thread instead of starting pissing matches?

(Psst, did you hear? Joakim Soria signed long-term)

 

beej watches desperate housewives? didnt see that one coming...

 

ABC: Lost, Roseanne
NBC: The Office, The West Wing
CBS: N/A, also Simon & Simon
Fox: The Simpsons, Arrested Development
ESPN: Baseball Tonight, NFL Primetime
HBO: Real Time With Bill Maher, The Wire
MTV: Real World/Road Rules Challenge, Remote Control

Happy now, instigator?

No, I hadn't heard about Soria. How could the Royals afford $32.5 million?

 

ABC
Current favorite: N/A -- I don't watch much new television, aside from Scrubs.
Past favorite: Boy Meets World, BYH. Boy Meets World. There was no show better applicable for nearly every life situation for me growing up. Saved By The Bell was close, but it was no Boy Meets World.

CBS
Current favorite: How I Met Your Mother. I'm in BYH's boat. I saw a couple episodes about a year ago, and I really liked it. I'll probably buy the DVDs in about five years when no one likes it anymore.
Past favorite: Everybody Loves Raymond. I watch it for the kids simply to spite the show's original opening credits.

NBC
Current favorite: If Scrubs doesn't count, I've got no idea. I don't even know what else is on its schedule.
Past favorite: Seinfeld, easily. Saved By The Bell is a close second, followed by Friends and California Dreams. You know, the classics.

FOX
Current favorite: The Simpsons
Past favorite: Married ... With Children. Dude, he threw for four touchdowns ... in one game. Polk High rules.

WB/CW/UPN
Current favorite: No clue.
Past favorite: Unhappily Ever After. And it's not even all because of Nikki Cox, though most of it was.

ESPN
Current favorite: Baseball Tonight and Around The Horn.
Past favorite: The Sports Reporters

HBO
Current favorite: I guess Curb Your Enthusiasm. But I've only seen a few episodes.
Past favorite: Arliss.

MTV
Current favorite: Nothing.
Past favorite: Singled Out. Hello, Chris.

 

ABC
Current: Lost
Past: Happy Days (Happy Days was on ABC, right?)

CBS
Current: 60 Minutes
Past: MASH

NBC
Current: A tie between The Office and 30 Rock
Past: Cheers, Freaks and Geeks, or Seinfeld

Fox
Current: The Simpsons
Past: Arrested Development

ESPN
Current: blegh
Past: Sportscenter, I guess.

HBO
Current : I don't have HBO.
Past: Mr. Show

MTV
Current: blegh
Past: videos

 

ABC
Current favorite: America's Funniest Videos
Past favorite: Monday Night Football

CBS
Current favorite: Without a Trace.
Past favorite: Maude

NBC
Current favorite: SVU
Past favorite: Friends

FOX
Current favorite: House
Past favorite: Can't think of one.

WB/CW/UPN
Current favorite: None.
Past favorite: Charmed

ESPN
Current favorite: None
Past favorite: The Big Show

HBO
Current favorite: n/a
Past favorite: Dream On

MTV
Current favorite: None
Past favorite: Videos

 

ABC
Current favorite: Pushing Daisies (Lost, seasons 1-2 is close)
Past favorite: Perfect Strangers

CBS
Current favorite: 60 Minutes
Past favorite: Early Chicago Hope

NBC
Current favorite: Friday Night Lights (The Office, Journeyman and Life are close behind)
Past favorite: ER (Friends, Fresh Prince of Bel Air close behind)
SPECIAL CATEGORY — Current AND past favorite: Law and Order

FOX
Current favorite: Family Guy
Past favorite: Early Simpsons (Followed closely, very closely by In Living Color)

WB/CW/UPN
Current favorite: Um, none.
Past favorite: Um, none.

ESPN
Current favorite: Any documentaries
Past favorite: The Sports Reporters (Dick Schaap era)

HBO
Current favorite: Entourage, Real Sports and any sports docs
Past favorite: Sex and the City (Real Sex closely follows — hmm, weird dichotomy)

MTV
Current favorite: Nothing, whatsoever
Past favorite: Old school MTV Sports

ADDED CATEGORIES

Lifetime
Current favorite: Frasier
Past favorite: Frasier

Nickelodeon
Current favorite: None
Past favorite: Hey Dude (I still love you Brad) and Secret Adventures of Alex Mack (I still love you Alex). I just realized those are both guys names. Screw it - I love them both.