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Party like it's 5771

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by beanpole, Sep 8, 2010.

  1. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    Diddler on the Roof
     
  2. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    In fact, he was.

    His life came crashing down when one of the guys he propositioned turned on him and told everyone at the office, causing a number of other stories about him to come out.

    And the proposition? Yep, it happened at the apartment pool. The rooftop pool!
     
  3. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Happy healthy to the whole Tribe....may your services be brief, and your matzo balls be light.

    Will not be with the family this year, on account of my mother falling out of the golf cart. Really, I think it's better this way. It's possible we may all be speaking again by Thanksgiving.
     
  4. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    And, really, that's all we're concerned about around here.
     
  5. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    **story**????
     
  6. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    She doesn't even play golf.
     
  7. cjericho

    cjericho Well-Known Member

    Was Johan Santana in the area?
     
  8. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Cultural pop quiz #1:

    Kugel with corn flakes on top, yes or no?

    And part B, with or without raisins?
     
  9. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    No

    YES. preferably white raisins
     
  10. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    So, there's a little boy who's completely freaked out by kreplach. Every time a nice bowl of soup with kreplach is put in front of him, he takes one look and shrieks,

    "AAAHHHHH!! KREPLACH!!"

    The boy's parents love kreplach so it presents a problem.

    His mother consults a psychologist, who advises her the child has a typical case of fear of the unknown. Show him exactly what goes into the kreplach, explain slowly and clearly that it's nothing to be afraid of, and he'll be fine. Afterall, he is not fearful of any of the components, so why should he be scared of the final product.

    So one day, the mother takes the boy into the kitchen, puts him on a high stool, and, with lots of smiles and calm reassurances, begins to deconstruct the dreaded dumpling. First, she rolls out a piece of dough and holds it up.

    "Just like a pancake. You love pancakes."

    "Just like a pancake," the boy says.

    She chops up meat and gathers it into a ball.

    "Just like a meatball!"

    "Just like a meatball," he says and smiles.

    She places the meat on the dough, folds the dough over and holds it up.

    "Just like a little hat."

    "Just like a little hat," he says, comfortably.

    She cooks it up and shows him.

    'Just like a dumpling in the Chinese restaurant.'

    'Just like a dumpling.'

    She pours some soup into a bowl and offers it to the little boy.

    'You love soup.'

    'I love soup.'

    She drops the kreplach in the soup, and the kid screams:

    "AAAAHHHH!! KREPLACH!!"
     
  11. ADodgen

    ADodgen Member

    לשנה טובה!
     
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