Party drinks

Just don't have an open flame near it.

 

Caution: EVERCLEAR WILL FUCK YOU UP.

IN A HEARTBEAT.....IF YOU FEEL YOURSELF CLIMBING UP A LADDER TO DO SOME SHINGLING ON YOUR ROOF......GET THE HELL DOWN. YOU WILL WISH ALL YOU HAD WAS A BROKEN NECK!

 

Get a shitload of Kool-Aid, and double the amount of sugar and Kool-Aid you would normally use.

A bottle of some kind of sweet, sugary liquor can help, too. Maui or Pucker or some shit.

Be sure to give the fruit plenty of time to soak.

Or so the kids tell me.

 

We drank this mix of Everclear and grape Kool-Aid one time at William & Mary and called the shit Purple Jesus. We were wandering around campus screaming "Talk to Jesus!!" and nearly puking. Good times. Maybe.

 

Black cherry vodka and lemonade, with raspberries and blackberries in the punch.

 

Near the end of the night, you could make a mixture of "naked juice", or that was what we called it. You toss every last bit of liquor you have for the party into a container and just mix it in with Kool-Aid. Tastes great while at the end of the party, you don't care what you're drinking.

 

We always used vodka --- sometimes grain alcohol.

The end result is the same ...DAMN good.

 

I've heard that called Purple Power, but it was with grape soda....

I've never made jungle juice, but all this advice seems to go with what I've heard from those who have. Everclear is usually a good choice to start with because it's strong, so should be cheaper.

I know some people add sherbet for flavor / to chill the jungle juice. A cool added touch is to use dry ice. Keeps the juice cool and looks cool with the fog / smoke.

 

Has this turned into the Ask Totally Smashed Beyond All Hope of Feeling Good Again For At Least a Week and Not Looking Forward to Tomorrow's Hangover Angola thread yet?

 

It takes a lot of work, but if you take the top off of strawberries, you can pour amaretto in and put whipped cream on top. It makes one hell of a shot.

 

I was going to suggest Everclear and fruit punch. That's what almost killed me freshman year. I should have stopped drinking when it started tasting good.

 

I eighth the everclear. We used Bacardi 151 at times but it's more expensive. I'd say do jello shots, but they take a lot of work.

I wish I could tell you what is in a Monkey Boy, which is the signature drink of a State College bar called The Saloon. As a man, I can promise instant inebriation from this ladydrink.

When I saw them make mine, I'd guess it included Rum, Tequila, Vodka and something that looked like snow-come syrup.

The point is... sugar+alcohol = your problem solved.