Paris out already?

My god, she'll have to endure 40 days on her Bel Air Estate? Having to host her parties for a month straight? At least she'll no longer have to be around those "broke poor public school bitches" (her words, not mine).

 

Funniest thing I saw on the AP story on yahoo was the ad that accompanied the story. Netflix!

 

See, this is one of those things that piss off average people and makes us feel like the system is broken. If I would get tossed in jail, I don't think I would handle it that well either...but I'm certain I would have to do the time, no matter how much I whined and pouted. Matter of fact, I think I would probably get my ass whipped by guards for whining and no one would give a rat's ass how cold and hungry I was. But this worthless, stupid, spoiled bitch throws a hissy fit and she get let loose early.

 

What are the odds that within two weeks, designer ankle bracelets will be the big fashion trend among air-headed party-girl twits?

 

That's your own fault for being born to the wrong daddy.

 

Hell, I wasn't even born to the wrong daddy, I was adopted. Damn you Catholic Charities! Why did you have to stick me with a couple of middle class folks who didn't spoil me!

 

I wonder if One Night in Paris had a sequel in jail before she got out of there.

 

If you can't do the time, don't do the crime...

 

This is terrible news to wake up to. A complete joke.

 

Maybe you can sue em for negligent placement and recover the difference between what you have now and what you would've had if they'd given you to the Hiltons.

 

I'm guessing the 'medical condition' was the DTs. Makes sense, no?

 

http://www.tmz.com/2007/06/07/paris-medical-condition-mental-not-physical/