Paris out already?

well crap, it has to be true ... any place whitlock works at has to be straight up.

 

TMZ is pretty good with the celebrity gossip.

Let me check with the IJAG pipeline.

 

TMZ is to celebrity news what SportsJournalists.com is to SJ news.

 

If TMZ AND Perezhilton both have it, and they do, I'm sold.

http://www.perezhilton.com/


My favorite comment from below the perezhilton story: "They are citing "medical reasons" for her early release. What, did she have like the biggest herpe blister ever??"



Other good ones:

"Medical excuse? Since when is an std considered a reason to get out of jail. That fucking druggie whore...at least now she'll be free to kill herself. Hopefully it won't take long."

" Paris Hilton has a "medical condition" - her crotch was dying without any fresh meat. Her pussy was malnutritioned. After 3 days, a whore like this would die in jail."




God how I love perezhilton.com.

 

What a joke, and what a wus

 

The press conference announcing her "transfer" from jail to house arrest was laughable. Apparently, there were as many as 12 meetings (over the 3 days she was in) discussing her medical condition (all we were told is that she doesn't have a staph infection), so this has clearly been in the works since the minute she got in there. Ridiculous.

 

Lesson: It's good to have $$$ in the USA and/or be the talentless, loser daughter heiress to a hotel magnate with big connections.

 

It is a joke. But in all fairness, aren't the LA jails so overcrowded, they put a lot of non-violent offenders on house arrest?

I mean, I just assume she rot in jail, but I thought that was the case.

 

They specifically said during the press conference that it was not because of overcrowding.

 

Maybe she learned her lesson and has a new girlfriend to boot.

 

Wow. Well, off with her head then. Did she get any prison ink while she was in?