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Paris Hilton's Ass-Goiter (NSFW or around mealtime)

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by poindexter, Aug 8, 2006.

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  1. DyePack

    DyePack New Member

    I prefer "Fat."

    Ham on ham on
    ham on whole wheat All right
     
    DyePack, Aug 8, 2006
    #25
  2. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    Great song, video. Personally, I've always dug this line...

    Well, i've never used a phone booth
    And i've never seen my toes
    When i'm goin' to the movies
    I take up seven rows
     
    Trey Beamon, Aug 8, 2006
    #26
  3. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    grab the goiter in one hand and slap that ass with the other.
     
    Songbird, Aug 8, 2006
    #27
  4. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    That wedding picture always cracks me up.
    What a freak show. I'd love to hang out with that crew.
     
    Buck, Aug 8, 2006
    #28
  5. Jones

    Jones Active Member

    Jacko looks like he has ape hands in that picture.
     
    Jones, Aug 8, 2006
    #29
  6. Lester Bangs

    Lester Bangs Active Member

    Elizabeth Taylor seems downright normal in this photo.
     
    Lester Bangs, Aug 8, 2006
    #30
  7. farmerjerome

    farmerjerome Active Member

    I beg your pardon. I have never had a goiter on my arse.
     
    farmerjerome, Aug 8, 2006
    #31
  8. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Would you like one? For Christmas or your birthday maybe? ;)
     
    slappy4428, Aug 8, 2006
    #32
  9. Satchel Pooch

    Satchel Pooch Member

    ham on whole wheat ... or rye?

    Maybe I misunderstood the lyrics all these years.
     
    Satchel Pooch, Aug 8, 2006
    #33
  10. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Has anyone offered any explanation as to what the fuck that thing on her ass is?
     
    zeke12, Aug 8, 2006
    #34
  11. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    it was probably just her ass jiggling when dancing.
     
    Songbird, Aug 8, 2006
    #35
  12. SockPuppet

    SockPuppet Active Member

    Baby's got back?
    Baby's got junk in her trunk?
     
    SockPuppet, Aug 8, 2006
    #36
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